i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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