Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
How does it feel to date your dad?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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