im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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