you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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