so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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