She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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