I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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