Who wears a wallet chain?!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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