fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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