If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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