I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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