i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize