The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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