Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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