my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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