i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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