ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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