i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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