her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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