this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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