if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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