So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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