you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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