Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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