Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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