I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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