Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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