JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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