I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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