I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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