Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The power of my boobs compel you
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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