And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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