that's an acceptable place to lick
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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