its not stalking. its research.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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