I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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