i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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