i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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