Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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