i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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