HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
cat food counts as protein by the way
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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