I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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