ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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I don't deserve a penis
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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