is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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