is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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