i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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