Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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