you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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