i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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