So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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