you guys were way drunker than both of me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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